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Mega$loth® Pre-release Promotion dated 26/12/97
Mega$loth® is pleased to announce ...
Ever worried why your pages lack fizz or oomph?
Gotta play your coolest sounds at your readers?
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- FatPage® '98 produces more code per page than any
- FatPage® '98 pages are guaranteed to
look the same, even on speaking browsers and braillers.
- FatPage® '98 is compatible with every W95 PC.
- FatPage® '98 is incompatible with everything else,
including all standards other than our own.
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