Where Are They Now? Dept.
We have it on good authority that Lady Thatcher likes to keep her authoritarian skills in shape, and has managed to persuade one of the privatised railway companies to employ her as a station announcer.
"Stand well away from the edge of the platform! Fast train approaching. Stand away there please! Stand away!" (WAV file, 106k)
[Thanks to a contributor in south London for this gem of a WAV file.]