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This is to Certify that

[your name]

has this day been admitted to the rank of

MicroSerf

thus being completely disempowered in all respects.

Witness our hands and seal

(signed) Bill Gates (signed) Lucretia Borg

This certificate and its recipient are the property of The Mega$loth® Corporation. In the event that membership expires, both are to be returned to The Mega$loth® Corporation for recycling. Partial computer literacy only is required. Awareness of or competence in other computer systems is a punishable offence - offenders will be persecuted.

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