Smart Tags^TM

Mega$loth® Internet Exploder^TM Smart Tags^TM are designed (by us with you in mind) to help you have the richest possible experience on the World Wide Web. Each Smart Tag^TM will link you to one of our selected Politically Correct^TM (PC^TM) Web Resources. Each Mega$loth®-approved Politically Correct^TM Web Resource has been carefully chosen by our expert team of Politically Correct Propagandists^TM(PCP^TM) to ensure that you will link to only the most rigorously vetted diligently selected information. This means you receive all these benefits:

• You will never be offended by the material they link to.
• You will never be presented with material which casts doubt on your choice of Computer or Operating System.
• You will never be presented with material which criticises The United States of America.
• You will never be presented with material which criticises Bill Grates*.
• You will never be presented with material which criticises Rupert Murdoch*.
• You will never be presented with material which criticises Tony Blair*.
• You will never be presented with material which criticises Margaret Thatcher*.
• You will never be presented with material which criticises the British Government E-Envoy. He's an expert in palmistry - in ours!
• You will never be presented with material which criticises NMD. We're going to lovingly craft its software! (Phundria: just think - a whole new meaning to the 'Blue Screen of Death')
• You will never have to worry about the existence of things outside our world. They don't matter exist.
• You will not have to worry about hidden agendas. We don't link to them.
• You will not have to think. We will do that for you. It's called IntelliSense.^TM. It will make you work in the way that we want you to work.
• You will not worry.
• You will not have to choose.
• You will become one of us.
• You can get your MicroSerf^TM application form here today.
• You will be happy.
• You will obey.
• You^TM will be assimilated.

'Smart Tags^TM are Cool and Unusual' - Lucretia Borg, Mega$loth® Webmistress

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