How it all works:
The Pentiuum® series of high power consumption microprocessors are the world's hottest. When providing the powerhouse for Mega$loth® Windoze®, the world's biggest operating system and graphical user interface, the Pentiuum® microprocessors work at their maximum effort, generating many watts of heat. However, when temperatures rise, their ability to compute becomes muddled, and this is where our troubleshooter, Propellerhead® Pete, comes in.
Propellerhead® Pete is fitted to all recent Pentiuum® high power consumption microprocessors, and works hard, in association with the massive multi-segment heatsinks, to cool down the microprocessor to optimum levels for smooth, fast, reliable computing.
Driven by coreless motors incorporating the latest design techniques, Propellerhead® Pete's integral hyperbolic blade technology ensures optimum airflow with minimal external noise.
The dispersed heat is not wasted - with suitable add-ons fitted to your computer, it can heat your home, fry an egg, brew tea, and even bring the wonders of Mega$loth® Smelz to your personal computing environment!
Inept® Corporation is proud of this marvellous mechanical device, which helps to bestow on so many people that rich computing experience that only a Pentiuum® high power consumption microprocessor can bring into their lives.
You get a lot of hot air from Propellerhead® Pete and your Pentiuum® high power consumption microprocessor.
Special Notice
Will the people who insist on slipping feathers into the cooling ducts of their computers please note that this can seriously interfere with Propellerhead® Pete's performance.
