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FatPage® '98

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Ready for the 21st Century - NOW! It's the ...

Mega$loth® Pre-release Promotion dated 26/12/97 5:50pm

Ever worried why your pages lack fizz or oomph?
Gotta play your coolest sounds at your readers?
Wanna get a 'biggest webpage' award?
Like to be one of the Mega$loth® Happy People?
Then look no further ...

Mega$loth® is pleased to announce ...

FatPage® '98 is here!

FatPage® '98 - The Biggest HTML Editor Ever!
FatPage® '98 produces more code per page than any other editor.
FatPage® '98 pages are guaranteed to look the same, even on speaking browsers and braillers.
FatPage® '98 is compatible with every W95 PC.
FatPage® '98 is incompatible with everything else, including all standards other than our own.
FatPage® '98 is lovingly designed to crash NetScrape.
Get FatPage® '98 for Christmas!
FatPage® '98 IS AWESOME!

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