Win a LIFETIME Supply of Viagra®!

This month's EXCLUSIVE Competition

By Mark Brook

EXCLUSIVE to readers of THE MOON!
A Competition UNIQUE in the ENTIRE History of the Media!

• Do you feel that time has passed you by?
  
• Do you feel let down by your middle aged body?
  
• Now you have a chance to recapture the golden moments of your youth!
  
• You will be able to prove that life really does begin at forty if you win our amazing free competition for a lifetime supply of Viagra®.

The Prizes

• 1st Prize - A LIFETIME Supply of Presidential-Strength Viagra®!
• 2nd Prize - Twenty years' supply of Viagra®.
• 3rd Prize - Ten years' supply of Viagra®.
• 4th Prize - Five years' supply of Viagra®.
• 5th Prize - One year's supply of Viagra®.

How to enter:

Listed below are ten rows of letters which, once deciphered, reveal catch-phrases related to the virility-enhancing properties of this amazing wonder drug.

• (1) PUEMOCTSUMNWODSEOGTAHW.
• (2) YTROFTASNIGEBEFIL.
• (3) TNIOPEHTOTEMOCOT.
• (4) EERFYCNAFDNAESOOLTOOF.
• (5) YTNELPFONROHEHT.
• (6) SNIOLEHTPUDRIGOT.
• (7) TNIOPAHCTERTSOT.
• (8) DNAHOTEMOCOT.
• (9) NOISACCOEHTOTGNISIR.
• (10) GNIHTYNAROFEMAG.

Clue to solving the puzzles:

Have you checked that your underwear hasn't been put on back-to-front?

All you have to do is to decode each phrase, write down the ten answers and your tie-breaking phrase (of up to ten words) on a postcard together with your address and daytime telephone number, and send it to:

Entries must be received by no later than midday on Wednesday 23rd December 1998.

Competition Rules

(1) This competition is open to all adults aged forty and over. Employees of Smut Corporation PLC are not eligible to participate. A wife may enter on behalf of her spouse.

(2) Only one entry per household is permitted.

(3) Winners must sign an undertaking to the effect that the supply of Viagra® is for their use only and must not be sold or given away. If they wish to discontinue treatment, Smut Corporation PLC must be informed in writing.

(4) Winners will receive their Viagra® on a monthly supply basis. It is recommended that their General Practitioners are made aware of the situation and the appropriate medical advice taken. Smut Corporation PLC will take no responsibility for any adverse effects caused by Viagra®.

(5) The decision of the Competition Adjudication Panel is final. We regret that we cannot enter into any correspondence regarding this competition. Winners will be notified by post on Saturday 9th January 1999 at the latest.

Viagra® is a trademark of the Pfizzer Corporation

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