Win a LIFETIME Supply of Viagra®!

Last month's EXCLUSIVE Competition

By Mark Brook

EXCLUSIVE to readers of THE MOON!
A Competition UNIQUE in the ENTIRE History of the Media!

A Lifetime supply of Viagra® has been won by overseas reader William J. Clinton, of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, WASHINGTON D.C, NW, USA!

Competition Results

The response to our Viagra® COMPETITION, held in December 1998 was overwhelming, with well over seven thousand entries! Some of the winners have elected to remain anonymous: Smut Corporation Plc offers its heartiest congratulations to the lucky ones. Happy hunting!

The answers to the ten cryptograms are as follows:

• (1) WHAT GOES DOWN MUST COME UP.
• (2) LIFE BEGINS AT FORTY.
• (3) TO COME TO THE POINT.
• (4) FOOT LOOSE AND FANCY FREE.
• (5) THE HORN OF PLENTY.
• (6) TO GIRD UP THE LOINS.
• (7) TO STRETCH A POINT.
• (8) TO COME TO HAND.
• (9) RISING TO THE OCCASION
• (10) GAME FOR ANYTHING.

The Prizes and Winners

• 1st Prize - A LIFETIME Supply of Presidential-Strength Viagra® - Wm. J. Clinton
• 2nd Prize - Twenty years' supply of Viagra® - Hugh Jampton, White City, LONDON W12
• 3rd Prize - Ten years' supply of Viagra® - Mrs E. McGlumpha, Hardgate, Clydebank, Scotland
• 4th Prize - Five years' supply of Viagra® - Anon., Penistone, S. Yorks.
• 5th Prize - One year's supply of Viagra® - James Bluebottle, East Finchley, London N6

Tie-breakers

The phrases which our winners submitted are as follows:

• 'Totally Hilarious!' - Wm. J. Clinton
• 'I can now rise to any occasion' - Hugh Jampton
• 'Wullie's willy will!' - Mrs E. McGlumpha
• 'Roger is now jolly again' - Anon., S. Yorks.
• 'It makes me even less impotent than I am' - James Bluebottle

The decision of the Judges is final. The Judging Panel was:

• Fanny Adams-Sweet, Woman's Editor, The MOON
• Sabrina Jollyrocks, Page 3 Girl
• Mhairi MacHairi, Scottish Correspondent, The MOON
• Isa Hunt, Product Manager, Pfizzer Corp. PLC
• Alan Clark MP

We regret that we cannot enter into any correspondence regarding this competition. All winners have been notified.

Viagra® is a trademark of the Pfizzer Corporation

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