Gigantic Leading-Edge Bloatology Dept.
Offarce Sweet '97
Athletic Support Systems® (ASS®)
- Welcome to the new Offarce Sweet® with ASS® as
it's core philosophy.
- You can't imagine the sweating and straining that went on as we searched
the outer limits of technology to bring you such monolithic power. Our
InterconnectiveIT® (IIT!®) with Inter Modular
Plug-out® (IMPo®) and Dyna Bi-Polarity Synchronous Macro
Switching® (DBPSMS®) all designed to test the muscles of the
most powerful desk top machines ever made.
- No longer do you have to listen to some nerd telling you about how your
PC has a computing power which 30 years ago would have required a small
office block. Imagine the satisfaction of being able to fill it!
Everyone wants a full Athletic Support System®
- So off you go with ASS®, IMPo® and
DBPSMS®. Programs built with the truly complex in mind. Making
your day a little bit smarter, testing your PC a little bit harder, making
sure you use your fine piece of ASS® with IIT!®.
Contributed by 'MacDoodle'