'Custard Pies'

Which Pages are Eligible?

Made for us by a celebrated nautical bakery based in Greenock, Scotland, our scrumptious OnlineAwards 'Custard Pies' are awarded to individual webpages generated by Mega$loth® products such as FatPage®, Weird® etc.

To ensure that the creator of your nominated page receives his/her OnlineAwards 'Custard Pie' in perfect condition, we employ only the very best Belgian high-speed hand delivery service.

How to Qualify for an OnlineAwards 'Custard Pie'

For a webpage to qualify for an OnlineAwards 'Custard Pie', one of these two conditions must be met:

The size of its validation error report from any one of these page validation services - KGV or W3C - exceeds twice the size (in kBs) of the nominated 'HTML' page, excluding any graphics or other embedded objects.
Or
When all the redundant markup is removed, the resulting page is no greater than two-thirds the size of the bloated original, and passes validation.

Please make sure that your nominated webpage meets one of these specifications before submitting it to us. We don't have a lot of time to check them ourselves, so we'll take your word for it - that's because we have more time for you than we do for webpages made by these products!

Since supplies of 'Custard Pies' are strictly limited, please nominate only one page per site.

The sender of each successful nomination will be awarded a personal low-calorie 'Phundria Chocolate Watch' to display on his/her website if they so wish.

Nominations

Send us your nominations for inclusion here!

We're also nominating suitable sites which feature in the Usenet HTML Authoring Newsgroups, 'comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html' and 'comp.infosystems.www.authoring.site-design'.

Artura Design and Development Ltd. A New Zealand web design company. Bloat factor: 6
Nominated by a reader in the United States.
Northern Arizona Wind and Sun A solar power supplies company. Bloat factor: 6
Nominated as a result of a report by a Usenet contributor in Great Britain.
The World of Bad Taste, Bad Design and Kitsch - a home site. Bloat factor: 4
Nominated by its Author! Despite being a rather garish FP creation, we quite liked it.
LA Help. The advice here is not worth the electrons that bring it to you. Bloat Factor: 3
A fraudulent "search engine s3kRiTz" site, according to its USA based nominator.
More nominations eagerly awaited!

Please note that these gradings and descriptions applied at the time these sites were nominated. Some of them may have subsequently been altered.

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