Certified MicroSerf^TM Application Form

On receipt of the form below, we will send you, to keep for your very own, a unique MicroSerf^TM Membership Certificate. You are required to frame this Certificate and place it in a conspicuous position close to your workspace. You are also required to donate an unspecified sum of money to the Mega$loth® "Americanize® Britain" Campaign.

You will also be required, at the appropriate time, to vote for Britain to leave the EC, to stay out of the Euro, and in due course to apply for membership of the United States of America. Bill has spoken - you will comply.

Lucretia Borg, Mega$loth® Webmistress

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Forename Middle Initial(s) [If none, type NMI] Surname Email Address Street City Zipcode If you don't know the British equivalents of the above don't worry. You soon will. Now enter your Credit Card details. If you don't have one, hard luck. VISA Master Card American Express Carte Blanche Diner's Club Sears Harrods Enter Credit Card number here: Expiry Date: Remember this is a spoof. DON'T enter a valid CC Number!

Submit this application before 31st July 2001, and we will send you an exclusive pair of 'cut-out and keep' MicroSerf^TM blinkers. You will also receive free membership of Mega$loth®'s "Americanize® Britain" Campaign.